President’s Military Parade Called Off

As always, it’s a little unclear as to who actually gave the order, but either way, it looks like taxpayers will be able to save a few million — for now.

Initially, the Pentagon announced that it would be postponing the parade until 2019 when it came to light that the estimated cost for the president’s vanity show had increased eightfold from an already absurd $12 million to an absolutely obscene $92 million.

Then, the president claimed that he himself had cancelled the parade and blamed what even he calls “ridiculous” expenditure.


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